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Yep, that regen thing is gonna be interesting, downhill-regens, exit ramp-regens time,
The Regens-Generation !

 

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A blonde goes to am emergency room late one night.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asks her.
"I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replies.
"You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?"

"No," the blonde says. "First I put the gun to my chest,
and then I thought, I just paid $6,000.00 for these
implants. I'm not shooting myself in the chest."

"Then?" asks the doctor.
"I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, I just paid $3,000.00
to get my teeth straightened. I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"And" says the Dr.
"I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise.
So, I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger."

 

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The other day I had a flat on the highway. I pulled to the side, went to the trunk, opened it and pulled out two cardboard men. I unfolded them and put them on both sides of the rear of my car facing the oncoming traffic. To tell you the truth, they looked pretty realistic! They were dressed in trench coats that exposed they were naked underneath, to the approaching cars.

All of a sudden the cars started slowing down, people were flashing their lights and honking their horns!!Finally a police officer pulled up behind me, got out and came towards me with a mad look on his face. He asked "what's going on here?" I explained that I had a flat tire.

"What the hell are those two obscene cardboard men doing here beside the road?" I couldn't believe he didn't know!!! That's my emergency flashers,"

 

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IT WAS SO DRY THAT YEAR THAT THE STRAW HATS FELL APART.
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I've disconnected my home alarm system and resigned from the Neighborhood Watch.
I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag
Of ISIS in the center. The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service
and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.





I've never felt safer AND... I'm saving $49.95 a month!
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Peace be with you and your brothers!

Three thousand and twenty-six years from now,
life will either be really good or really bad. It’s 5050.

 

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Lord, I have a problem!”
“What’s the problem, Eve?”
“Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful man and
all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake,
but I’m just not happy.”
“Why is that, Eve?” came the reply from above.
"I'm supposed to do all the housework and the SOB hasn't built one in over 7 months.
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I had expected much better from you!

 

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A State history teacher did it to me too!

 

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Another Duct tape save !

 

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MODERN INPROVING SCIENCE;

 

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Gary left us 2022

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