THE MINDLESS THREAD

[Papa Tiger]

The Employees that worked at Rag's Restaurant
weren't bad kids, they just wanted to have a lil fun.
So one summer day the river slides, rides and Blue pool that opened up
and Gonzo, their boss wanted to take them to the Fun pools.
So Gonzo said were closing up early tonight.
and going to the Slides and pool.
Gonzo breaks out the bottles of beer and
the employees start getting on with happy.
So later that day Gonzo is swinging from a rope and
falling into the blue pool and the kids laugh, thas funny !
Next day those Employees are at work and in comes Gonzo.
Kids say they need some help Gonzo !
So Gonzo goes in the back and goes
into the walk in cooler & tries to get down a
big container of mixed sandwich spread from
the high shelfs, thus spilling it
all over his head cause he's 5' tall
And the employees just rolled in laughter. .
Them kids aren't bad young Uns
They just want ta have a little fun !

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[Papa Tiger]

NO ONE WRITES A SONG ABOUT A TOYOTA:

Me and my old lady, we drive around in my Toyota.
Me and my old lady, we hang in our Corolla.
Me and my old lady we like to do stuff in our car.
Me and my old lady we have a lot of fun...... ... {Cheeks & Chong} ...

 

[Papa Tiger]

Never make fun of a tall & very heavy/big chick with a lisp.
She's already thick and tired of it! ..... .....

 

[Papa Tiger]

Repeating texting to your girlfriend / wife via What's App but getting no reply?
The logical conclusion is: She is ignoring you because. She crashed her car.
She is dead or there may be another reason.
Your Wi-Fi is not turned on! .....

 

[Papa Tiger]

For his wife's birthday, he orders a cake with this inscription:
"You're not getting older,
"You're getting better."

When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said, "Just put
"You are not getting older at the top and You are just getting better at the bottom."
It wasn't until the guy was ready to serve the cake that he discovered it read:

"YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP, YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."

 

[Papa Tiger]

The Guy slowly came out of the anesthesia after surgery,
He asks, "Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?"
"There's a big fire across the street", the doctor replies.
"We don't want you to think the operation was a failure."

 

[Papa Tiger]

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails.
When the police show up, they ask him what happened.
The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”

 

[Papa Tiger]

I Have My Doubts.

 

[Papa Tiger]

Advice-wise when I see the Lil Woman mulling something over stuff I'll let her sort it out as she will.
I never just jump in with "help" unless its something critical or possibly injurious. What good is
a Contradiction, 180 degrees the other way and a change of time frame subject?

Knowing I just can't fix it, meaning well with the mouth is critical. About half the time
she'll sooner or later ask, other times she'll have her own ideas and ask for comments.

Only then do I offer my thoughts----life is better that way when she comes to her own conclusions.
Mean well comments are absolutely a negative idea of the moment. Wait, patience, shiver and quake!
There may be a lot of rust between the panels.

 

[Papa Tiger]

Charley, a new retiree-greeter atWal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time.
Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy,
clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously
demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies.

One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. "Charley, I have to tell you,
I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job, but you're being late so often is quite
bothersome." "Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it." "Well good, you are a team
player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though you're coming in late. I know you're
retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say if you came in late there?"
"They said, "Good morning, Admiral, can I get your coffee, sir?"

 

[Papa Tiger]

Steel Co., feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the New CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers & he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week. Why?"
The CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back." Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goofball did here?" From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy.

 

[Papa Tiger]

“What is your name?” is the first thing the manager asks the new guy. “John,” the new guy replies.

I don't call anyone by his first name, that leads to a breakdown in authority.
I refer to my employees by their last name only – Smith, Jones, Baker – that's all.
I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. So, what is your last name?”




"Darling, My last name is Darling."

 

[Papa Tiger]

I need Five minutes, all right, cut, .... cut ..... WTF! ..... ...
I got to go home and get the stuff right or I'm out of there!

 

[Papa Tiger]

Guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.
After an hour of gathering up his courage he takes his brew over to her and asks,
"would you mind if I ask you a question?"

She responds loudly, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is staring at them.

Guy is embarrassed and goes back to his Stool with his Brew.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes.
She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you."

"I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
Guy says loudly, "What do you mean $200?"

 

[Papa Tiger]

Eventually you will miss the Corners.

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