A Joke & Memes thread

[Papa Tiger]

I'll think of a good one sooner or later.

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[Papa Tiger]

Did you hear about the new Pickup truck promotions? Every new Truck purchase includes a free puppy, with handsome leash so the owner never has to walk home alone.......

A husband walks into Victoria’s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price.
He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and Model it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thinks (she's no dummy), "I have an idea ... it's so Sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the Modelling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for Myself." She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least Iron it!"

 

[Paul Neubauer]

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[Papa Tiger]

I wasted years reading good books,
the time passed quickly and
I wasn't bored much!
It wasn't paradise and that's the truth.
But then I found a Commodore 64 and 2 floppy disc drives.
+ an Okidata printer. It did so well. I was no longer bored.
It was a friend of mine.
Sure it began a search for A Window that Wasn't boring.
haha !
An she was beautiful, a tall but sassy brunette; unfixable too!

 

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[darkhorse]

I guess more for 1st gen ecoboost owners?

 

[RyanRA]

I like my local bar — it’s only a 3-minute walk from home. But, it’s a 30-minute walk back home from the bar.

The difference is staggering.

 

[Papa Tiger]

The widow is sitting up front with her friend.
The friend asks, "Didn't your husband say when he died, he wanted to take all his money with him?"
The widow responded, "Yes, he was adamant that we fill his casket with all of his money."

The friend asks, "Surely you are not going to fulfill his wishes, right?"
The widow responds, "I most surely did comply with his dying wish.
I wouldn't think of not honoring him by not carrying out his wish."

"Then where is the money?", asked the friend, "Are they putting it in just before the funeral?"
"No, the money is in there, every penny of it." the widow responds, "I wrote him a check!"

 

[Fordphanatic]

How about those Cowboys!! There's a joke for you!

 

[Papa Tiger]

"Mrs. Hill, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Hill arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Hill asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."
"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Hill. "Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive
tests one time." "Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.




( "OK I'm a Hill out of here!" ) twss

 

[Papa Tiger]

How about those Cowboys!! There's a joke for you!

It's simple Watson, Jerry maybe spending to much time on his $500,000,000 Yacht.

 

[Papa Tiger]

Granpa is lying weakly on his Death Bed
in a Home and receives a get-well card.

As each day passes, you grow older, weaker.
I've been working out. Revenge is near.

Happy Father's Day!

 

[Papa Tiger]

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