Tesla Cybertruck is waterproof and can serve as a boat to cross rivers, lakes & calm seas 🤯

[MAhauler]

Just confirmed by Musk
https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/musk-confirms-cybertruck-will-be-waterproof-enough-to-serve-briefly-as-a-boat-/

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[Porpoise Hork]

Hope that goes better than the window test they did...

 

[parkerdog]

I guess I'm out of touch. I'd completely forgot about the cybertruck. Have they sold any of them yet?

 

[Porpoise Hork]

I guess I'm out of touch. I'd completely forgot about the cybertruck. Have they sold any of them yet?

I think they are still trying to fix the windows.




Ok..

I'll stop now.

 

[Antimatter22]

I'm sure this will go over well

 

[780]

Just confirmed by Musk
https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/musk-confirms-cybertruck-will-be-waterproof-enough-to-serve-briefly-as-a-boat-/

Meh. Toyota and Nissan's have been doing that for years...

 

[bulger81]

how many youtubers will sink their cyber truck or drown trying to test this out?

 

[bulger81]

for every additional feature, it adds 2 years to actual production trucks being purchased by customers.

 

[Zengineer]

Promise a 2021 truck for $30k and take a million refundable $100 deposits, deliver 2 years late at twice the price and give back most of the deposits...in other words "how to get your fans to give you an interest free $100 million 2-year loan and get free headlines doing it"

 

[Zyvin]

***Fine print: when you pick up the truck, you are sealed into it and have to live there.

 

[wayfarer556]

Speaking of imaginary features for vaporware products, I also heard that the Cybertruck will do your yearly taxes, guard you while you sleep, groom your dog, and will hug you when you feel sad and lonely.

 

[780]

Speaking of imaginary features for vaporware products, I also heard that the Cybertruck will do your yearly taxes, guard you while you sleep, groom your dog, and will hug you when you feel sad and lonely.

Maybe. Maybe they're throwing in one of these to sweeten the deal!
https://www.investors.com/news/tesla-stock-will-optimus-robot-come-to-life-on-friday-ai-day/


https://www.cnet.com/roadshow/news/tesla-ai-day-2022-elon-musks-optimus-robot-how-to-watch-and-more/

And that's totally not just someone wearing a robot costume dancing, right?

 

[HammaMan]

Now if they could only make it tow a respectable range and not look like schit....

 

[Porpoise Hork]

Now if they could only make it tow a respectable range and not look like schit....

See.. Now you're just asking for too much..

 

[bulger81]

Speaking of imaginary features for vaporware products, I also heard that the Cybertruck will do your yearly taxes, guard you while you sleep, groom your dog, and will hug you when you feel sad and lonely.

After you empty your bank account to pay for the cyber truck it better hug you. I'll put money on finding the loch ness monster before the Cyber truck comes out.

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